batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

ironmanarlert:

u can run

u can hide

but u can’t change the fact that scooby doo’s real name is scoobert doo

jayjsupremacy:

I kinda wish crushes were more like harvest moon. like instead of awkward courtship rituals you could just give them a turnip everyday at 8am until they married you. 

releasethedoves:

tay71294:

sovlpunk:

#when mcr broke up

I’m assuming this was done by an elitist metal-head hater? Also, the word “emo” seriously pisses me off. Country is emotional and sappy but no one calls it emo. In metal, anger is often implied. Anger is an emotion, therefore metal is emo. So as long even the slightest amount of emotion is in any type of music, it can be called emo. 

thanks for your input but that, my friend, is pete wentz

velderia:

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.

BRILLIANT

dorirupanchi:

Prepare thyself, Anime Expo…

kilomonster:

Friend does not mean the same thing as “person who’s resources I can freely use and expect unlimited access to.”

naomidorikawa:

My cure happy figure came in today! Looks like Peace finally has a buddy now :)